Sunday 25 June 2023

excuse me, where's the...?

 It's a daft thing but I've noticed just have many different ways you can say, 'Excuse me, where are the...' and then you stop and wonder what word to use.

The loo, the toilet, the lavatory?


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They all work.

Then there's the washroom, restroom, and bathroom.

Not to mention bog, loo and carsey.

Outhouse, privy, cludgie—that's local to Scotland I think—or coyly 'the facilities'.

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Or indeed crapper which gives you an idea where that word without the 'er' on it comes from.

I bet Mr Thomas Crapper, who improved on the 's's bend never expected his name to be used for 'spending a penny', 'having a tinkle', or other such things. 

There's one expression that made me blink the first time I heard it. So did a reply I also heard.

It was in a tourist site in Scotland when a coach of people were arriving. One person walked up to a shop assistant and informed her...

"I want to go potty."

The assistant, an older lady looked at her and raised one eyebrow. "If you want to go crazy, the you're crazy already."

The person stared. "Eh?"

You said you want to go potty. that means you want to be daft, stupid, silly, mad. Potty." 

I swear the person stamped both feet. "I need the restroom." That was snapped out.

I stifled a laugh as the assistant smiled oh so sweetly.

"Oh, why didn't you say so. Over there on the left."

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Once the customer had stomped off, no doubt to join the queue for whatever you want to call it I heard the assistant mutter to a colleague that she knew fine well what a potty was but if she'd tried to get down on one she'd never get up again! Then she added 'why would anyone over the the of five use one?' Then she said she'd almost asked if the person needed their nappy changed. It's as well she didn't.

We'd probably then have heard her go on about same things, different names.

But that's for another time.

Happy reading,

take care,

love, Raven xxx

Sunday 18 June 2023

The Gluten-Free Author's guide to some gorgeous goodies. Okay it's fish and chips again amongst other things.

 As some people know, gluten does not love me. No BROW. I.E, no wheat, barley, rye or oats. I remember it as brow.

This only happened after I was asked if I could  go for a fortnight without eating them. I did and oh boy, when I went back onto gluten—rich tea biscuits anyone?—my body screamed at me. 


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As well as giving me spots, mouth ulcers, itchy skin, stomach pain, bloating and the inevitable dashes to the loo. The next few months were not the best in my life until gluten departed once more.

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Anyway that's by the way. I accepted I shouldn't eat anything with gluten in it. People kept asking me if I missed anything and when I thought about it, realised I didn't really. Oh yes I loved my rich tea biscuits. Chocolate fingers, crusty french bread, and good fish and chips. But if they would make me ill, what was the point in moaning I was missing them?

So it was a fair while before I noticed that gradually, a lot of places were now making more gluten free food. 

And my local pub at the time (The Forth Inn, Aberfoyle) started to do gluten free battered fish with chips. What a treat.

Since then I've discovered a few favourite got to go to places that serve g-f batter. Not an everyday occurrence, a treat. 

Whiteheads in Hornsea, won fish and chip shop of the year this last year and it does amazing gluten free fish and chips. (with mushy peas). And importantly, spirit vinegar. And it's not far from where I now live. Perfect. Fish and chips at the sea side and a brisk walk along the prom to get rid of some of the calories!

On holidays I'm discovering some good g-f cafes and restaurants. This year I've been lucky enough to go to Canada. The nearest bakery to where we stopped in Port Perry, near Toronto was, believe it or not a Gluten -Free bakery. Pizza's bread, and cookies that were gorgeous.

But now we get to fish and chips and chicken wings. 


Ignore the weird hair—there is no red in it, it's the light, I hope—and windswept, tired look. I'd only had a few hours sleep and been for a long walk to try and wake up. Can't say it really worked, but the fish and chips did the trick.

This was Joe's on the Beach, in Davis Bay, on the Sunshine Coast of Canada. A lovely ferry ride from near Vancouver, we stopped in a place called Robert's Creek and had a great wander around. All of their batter was gluten free and I was spoiled for choice. I went for lingcod in the end and oh boy was it delicious. The fish was fresh and the batter crisp. The lovely husband had the same and agreed.

Then there was the Boardwalk Cafe in Lund. 


(pic from Broadwalk Cafe website)

It's worth the drive to this little place at the end of the road 'proper', though the sat nav takes you the wrong way as you get into the village. If you ever go, park in the car park at the harbour and head left along the boardwalk. Their fish and chips win awards, and are gorgeous and their chicken wings ditto.



I am now drooling at the thought of all the lovely food I ate on that holiday. 

Food for thought though, as well as for the tum! It's amazing how gluten free awareness has come on. Where as a lot of supermarkets appear to be cutting their g-f selection (I do not believe its is because there is no call for it, as I have been told by some), restaurants and cafes are becoming more aware. Even though some can't offer it on the menu due to possible cross contamination. it seems that some are turning to g-f where possible. To those places a big heartfelt thank you

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing,

take care and happy reading.

Love, Raven xx


Sunday 4 June 2023

I've had a week off and loved it...

Some of you (I hope) might have noticed there was no blog last week. I hadn't gone fishing but I made a deliberate decision to take a week of and think. No adulting (that's a dream that wasn't realised but hey ho.) Not that I've done a lot of much, but I have been sightseeing, chatting, reading and generally chilling. Oh and of course, smelling the coffee.

The most I've written is a shopping list and a two postcards.


Now I'm ready to start writing again. I'm not sure what and I'm not sure where whatever I'm going to write will go, but I've got itchy fingers. That's a good sign.

But when I've got a view like this it gives me some fabulous ideas.


From that you might gather that last week I wasn't at home. This is Lake Scugog in Ontario, Canada where the lovely husband and I were. We visited our son and his partner and it was brilliant. They looked after us so well, and showed us around. 

It was strange not to have edits, or deadlines to think or stress about, but it did me the world of good. Then I remembered I have a book out in ten days and had a mini freak out.

The Renaissance of Baird Drummond is the last book in my Castle on the Loch series and is set Scotland and Wanaka in New Zealand, another place we loved when we visited just before covid. We got home 10 days before lock down... a bit of a fraught flight home I can tell you.

Anyway, Wanaka gave me the idea for this series, especially That Wanaka Tree.

Baird Drummond is the only one who can help his ancestors correct  wrong doings after Culloden.

It seems that a visit to Wanaka might just be the answer, but is Baird prepared for all the obstacles put in his way? And meet the person who might well be his one true love?

Only time will tell...

Full blurb and a chance to have a sneak peek on Totally Bound

 https://www.totallybound.com/book/the-renaissance-of-baird-drummond

Or Amazon.  https://amzn.to/3OPtXTy (uk)

https://www.amazon.com/Renaissance-Baird-Drummond-Castle-Loch-ebook/dp/B0BZFBKS91/ref=sr_1_1?crid=RUKR13U0O56B&keywords=Raven+McAllan&qid=1685880571&sprefix=raven+mcallan%2Caps%2C161&sr=8-1

Whatever you choose to read, I hope you enjoy it. Take time to smell the coffee

Love Raven xxx