The Chain
Arnie whistled as he washed his hands at the sink.
Josie watched his usual ritual.
Tut—check.
Water on, hands under spray, water off—check.
Soap hands three times—check.
Mutter under his breath—check.
Water on, count to three—check,
check and bloody check.
Tap off, tut-tut twice—check.
Shake hands in air—check.
Turn, moan—hold on…
No moan?
He beamed at her.
Beamed? Arnold? Had he had a personality transplant?
“I’ve bought us a present, chubby.” Chubby ffs, still the same asshole. “You have?"
Arnold lifted a paper package from the work surface behind
him. “Here you go, something you’ll love.”
Knowing him she wasn’t sure. Josie opened the package, took
the contents out and held them up.
“A new chain.”
He nodded.
“For?” It sure as hell wasn’t to go on her nipples. Arnold
was so straight, he thought shouting as you come was kinky.
“The sink. I’m sick of not being able to wash my hands
properly.” And he said it was for them?
Josie lifted it high in the air.
“A present for yourself you mean? Then lets see what we can
do with it.
It was tight around his neck before he even had time to tut.
Catch all the other #TT here
Happy reading,
love R x
delightfully dark :)
ReplyDeleteExcellent! You did so much with just a short amount of time with theses characters.
ReplyDeleteLol, I just love that ending!
ReplyDeleteOH boy. Great tease!!
ReplyDeleteYou painted a vivid picture in just a few words. Great teaser
ReplyDeleteFabulous, original Teaser! You had me rolling with laughter. He desreved it. So true about husbands, most of the time.
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