Being Luca's is published today, so I have to tease you from there now don't I?
Luca stared at his feet. His shirt stuck
to his torso and his damp trousers rasped against his dick, which to his
intense joy was in its usual state around Leigh. It pushed against the fine
linen, and begged to be free to play with her. Why hadn't he gone against his
normal habits and put some boxers on? At least then there would be less chance
of his trousers being stained with pre-cum as well as red wine.
Because
I thought there was as much chance as a snowball in hell at feeling like this.
"Well?" Leigh prompted him.
"Speak now or forever hold your peace. That's spelled p e a c e, not p i e
c e, as in cover your bits in case I do them an injury."
"Cara you couldn't do them any more
injury that they have at the moment."
Leigh leaned forward. "How do you
mean?"
He shrugged. In for a penny. "To be crude, since we, she, then … ah since
you left me I can't get it up?"
"What? You mean you've been trying
to fuck the world and his wife and realized you can't?" She screeched the
words and Luca winced.
"No, I promise you, no. I've tried
to help myself but with no luck. My cock has remained as deflated as a balloon
with no air in it."
"Or a condom with no dick?"
He chuckled. "That's about it."
"So er why?" Leigh gestured to
his front, where a hard ridge was outlined under his trousers.
"That, my dear, is one of the
mysteries of my body. This," he ran his hand over the length of his cock,
"hasn't come out to play for months. One glimpse of you and he's begging
for help."
"Well he can beg away. I don't take
other peoples left overs. Soiled goods and all that."
"Do you think I was a virgin when we
met?" Luca asked her. By god he knew in her eyes he'd done wrong and boy
had he paid for it. Over and over. Without uttering one word in his defense. Tried
and convicted on the words of a trashy paper and an even trashier columnist. And
after tomorrow he reckoned he'd be paying for the rest of his life. Which if he
didn't get his act together and concentrate on his job could be a shorter
period of time than he would like.
Leigh looked startled. "No of course
not. Nor was I."
"But we took each other then, didn't
we? Soiled, used, second hand, whatever."
"That was different. It was before us."
He
nodded. "Of course it was. And we promised to forsake all others, and it
looks like I didn't. But Leigh, we've never ever talked about that night.
You've never let me tell you what happened."
"I know what happened," she said.
Her mouth was set in a stubborn line. "I came home for the weekend, to
help your mum cos she had broken her arm. You won the race and the championship
and celebrated by fucking a whore. My alleged best friend. You didn't even ring
me to tell me you'd won, let alone you'd been playing tonsil tennis and cock in
a cunt with someone else. I found out when a gossip rag journalist rang me at 5
am to ask if it was true, and did I have anything to comment. That was a fine
wake up call I tell ya.'
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LOL. Poor Luca. I shouldn't laugh at the poor man and his deflated dick, should I? You sure know how to add humor in your stories, Raven.
ReplyDeleteWow, everyone's got some 'splainin' to do. Good tease, Raven. :)
ReplyDeleteAs a fan of I Love Lucy, I think Siobhan's comment sums it up pretty well. ;-) Poor Luca is catching it in every way imaginable.
ReplyDeleteThis teaser is fab! A cheating man with an impotent organ is the ideal punishment in my book. Lol!
ReplyDeleteLove this tease, Raven. Poor old misunderstood Luca, lol.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, think me comment was eaten by the comment monster but I love all the funny replies to your funny tease! Great job, Raven, and congrats on your new release!
ReplyDeleteThis is a fun tease :-)
ReplyDeleteHee -- I have a feeling that they've got a long talk ahead of them.
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